About

No Brain, All Yobbo

Dopey Drongo started with a simple observation: half the best things anyone's ever said to you in this country were insults. "You dopey drongo." "Ya bloody ratbag." "Flat out like a lizard drinking." Aussie slang has always done the heavy lifting when words alone won't cut it — so we put it on a shirt.

Every design is original artwork, built around the sayings your old man actually uses. Then it goes on quality tees, printed locally here in Australia.

We're not trying to be clever. We're trying to be funny, honest, and put a shirt on your back that sounds like something your old man would actually say. No brain required. All yobbo included.

— Dopey Drongo